EdenFantasys - Glass Galore! :::ADULT:::

Please do not read if you are under the age of 18. I say dildo, a lot.
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International Man-on-Bottom Sign For DONE

Seriously, look for it the next time you're riding your cowboy. The (most likely dominant) arm will rise to the pillow area when he is finished. It's a good tell for when you've finished but you're being a good person and doing all the hard work and you aren't sure if he is done or not and you're getting really tired and you have a cramp in your calf but you don't want to ask him if he is done. Keep an eye out for that arm. I laugh now every time. I can't help it! I think it's funny.

And no, we don't wear underpants (most of the time) when we make with the hankey pankey. I wanted my stick figures to maintain a modicum of decency.

EdenFantasys Yarr! :::ADULT:::

Adult Post. Do not read if you are offended by things of a sexual nature (or if you're under 18).
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Libid-no

I'd have to go to a hotel for this kind of romance.
Romance now means Baby Bear and my parents are asleep.

On my first blog I asked if anything like the incident (where Baby Bear was asleep but his legs were bouncing up and down on the bed while the Papa Bear and I were having sex) had happened to you. I even got a response which was unexpected but awesome!

Lisa, The Milk Maven asked:
Do you feel like your sex drive isn't what it used to be? I do. Not sure if it's the stress or the mothering hormones. Any thoughts on that?

YES. Many. My short answer on the comment was, "I do feel like my sex drive is not at all what it used to be. I attribute most of that to the fact that my body just had a small person pushed out of it and doesn't want to do that again until it has recovered."

I think it partially has to do with breastfeeding. My body knows I'm feeding a baby already, and I don't need another mouth to feed. I believe in countries where breastfeeding is "the norm" babies are spaced 4 years apart on average.

I think another part of the equation is that 5 months ago I pushed a baby out of my body, and my body remembers how rough being pregnant was. My hips are still sore most mornings.

Hormones are certainly a large part of pretty much everything.

The last piece of the puzzle, for me, is that when BB has fallen asleep, sex just seems like a lot of work.

My solution? Do it anyway. Pretend you're not allowed to. Make out like you're in high school. Leave your underwear on until you can't take it anymore. Then, have a gooood time! I got super riled up the other night when I couldn't have sex because I was on night 2 of Monistat 3 (antibiotics for mastitis), but I made sure PB had a good time. He always returns the favor in a timely manner.

A little rough and tumble

Typed up on 7/2/11 at 10:44 AM
Playing catch-up with previously typed but not published posts.

This is a terrible blindfold.

Emphasis on the rough. I have suffered a boobie casualty. PB squeezed a little too hard on Liberty* last night. Didn't bother me when it happened but today it feels mastitis-ish, and it may very well develop that way. So, I'll use my trusty Nuk hot and cool pads and I will nurse, nurse, nurse.

I do not regret that it happened, only that it is very sore. Besides that little mishap, last night was quite lovely on the "getting some" front. Got baby to go to sleep, set baby in baby's area of the bed, and then got down to business.

Sleep was eventually achieved.

Do you have any "naughty business" related injuries? Do tell!

*My breasts are named Liberty and Justice.

And Away We Go!

Hot air balloons seem pretty cool. I'd like to have a ride in

one someday.

I wrote this two months ago and I am finally posting it 8/18/2011. I've had issues, it happens :-) I have several posts saved up, so over the next week, I should have new[ish] posts every few days. I have hopes that this will be an awesome blog. I want to tell you about myself, and I want to hear about you! I'm Evelyn, nice you meet you!

Howdy! Before we get started I feel that I should warn you; this blog will be Not Safe For Work (NSFW). I've decided that this blog will be about me and my new family unit and that it will be a no holds barred account of our daily lives. We are new parents of a three month old human baby, live with my parents, and we still manage to have sex!

In fact, having sex is how I got the idea to start this blog. The idea came to me when we were having sex and I looked back and could see the baby's legs bouncing up and down (we practice safe co-sleeping, although when I re-read this sentence it really makes me laugh) and he was still asleep. I thought it was hysterical and that other people might also think so because the same thing may have happened with them. If it has, I'd like to hear about it! Tell me about it in the comments or e-mail hautemilkmomma@gmail.com .

Then I thought that I could add to this blog as I go. Projects I'm attempting and whatnot.

I'm a breastfeeding momma which is simultaneously the best and worst thing about being a mom, depending on your mood. When you're tired and cranky and the only one who can feed the baby it can be frustrating, but then your baby looks up at you and smiles and melts your heart and that it the best thing ever.